noobtheloser:

Plot twist: “YOU RUINED MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.” 

I do a lot of these.

So do other people. 

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

roosterteethfamily:

letsplaymichaeljones:

roseshock:

NO.

IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND IM CRYING

FUCK YOU

Owww. My fucking heart.

wallylock:

1. be your badass self 

2. surprise them every now and again

3. use subliminal messages 

4. don’t forget to be yourself

5. and don’t forget to drop some subtle hints 

cybebully:

who is jim….. what has he seen…..

IT

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

thedeadhatter:

chaosunit0010:

Why the hell were these guys in prison.

Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.

puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

June:

Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

July:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.