iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

thsi is the best day of my life

this is the best day of my life

LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY
I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!

You’re a husky, Harry.

hkirkh:

godotal:

Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

Clearly those gators made that sign themselves.

here-booker-catch:

yangxiaolongs:

cyanboo:

here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more

hollow weenie

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

IT’S STILL SEPTEMBER

karkat55:

karkat55:

So I sneezed.

If this ever gets to 10,000 I am deleting my blog.

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

• to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
• to have a feeling of security
• to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
• to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
• to gossip in safety
• to cry in safety
• to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
• to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
• to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
• to tell a secret
• possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda