RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

intensional:
“ intensional:
“ My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous
”
PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH
”

intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

jaredandjensen:

Hello. Kon’nichiwa.

mallayaa:

loud-mathematics-sparkyboom:

Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE.

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

thescienceofjohnlock:
“ fleshcircus:
“ zooophagous:
“ fleshcircus:
“ tr1angl3:
“ simply-canine:
“ mgkesi:
“ amwrite:
“ Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-
”
Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves. There...

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
Me: Go fuck yourself.