leaving your room when people are over
It’s official. Luis Suarez from Liverpool to Barcelona for 88 million euros.
A player banned from all football activity joining a club banned from transfer activity. Another masterpiece by the FIFA.
Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
(x) #burcon
… he really could seduce the pants off a housefly, couldn’t he?
#THE THING IS HE IS NOT EVEN TRYING HERE#HE’S NOT BEING FLIRTY HE’S JUST BEING HIMSELF#AND I WILL KILL EVERYONE (via allforsammy)
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point











