okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
RICK RIORDAN RETWEETED MY TWEET MY SUMMER HAD BEEN MADE THANK YOU GOODNIGHT
also that’s actually the best description for greek vs roman fighting i’ve heard in my LIFE
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposalWill you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important




