flappypussyz:

My coffee

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

ram-me-ramiel:

A message from tumblr, to 4chan
You better watch out, you messed with the wrong website.

dangerhamster:

blinkingkills:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial

I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall

pantsless-serket:

gamzee-makaraoni:

venezianostuck:

When Jane touched those weird cherubesque angels or whatever they are

They turned into Cal like figures, with correlating blood schemes.

And we’ve established that whatever Jane touches becomes Trickster.

Look at Jake’s symbol on his shirt: Lil’ Cal.

This leads me to believe that:

This guy’ Trickster mode:

Is

Are you saying that Dave had been living with Lord English for almost all of his fucking life

i knew it

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week