dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.

dutchster:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”

“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”

“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”

“hey let me buy you a drin-”

“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”

“hey gorgeous-”

“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”

“hey beauti-”

“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE”

“hey baby are you google because-”
“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU DAMN FOOL”

camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

“I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…”

the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

heisenbreadcrumbz:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on  the kitty