republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

Bro, get a look at my

Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

ectobiologist:

just go to school.

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

btonysus:

and in that moment i swear we were all dean winchester

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

damfrozencupcakes:

tpgallowscalibrator:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Tumblr: FCUK OBAMA HE THE ANTI-JESUS
Obama: Gays and Women are pretty cool
Tumblr: BEST DAMN PRESIDENT WE EVAR HAD

yes he says things but doesnt do them hes so great

theavengersheadcanons:

kelsthericeball:

upper-stories:

piperparker—iamspidergirl:

imnottheherotype:

charmedliar:

askalokiminion:

lovelylavie:

he never said ‘no’

Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end. 

I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.

Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.

[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]

Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.

FORESHADOWING?

Submitted to me by tumblrinne!

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

angryblackman:

“How are your grades?”

“What are you majoring in?”

“Have you got a girlfriend?”

“What do you want to do when you graduate?”