jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

he sent me the meme

batferret:

That artist feel when

“shit that’s not right, let’s try again”

“FUCK”

shslkittycatlady:

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

kneeling-superwholock-whore:

kyrianne:

overachievious:

sheldony:

This song could be Sam Winchester’s anthem

(Original vid)

Was expecting some angsty beautiful song about family or dead girlfriends.

This is a million billion times more appropriate.

HOLY FUCKING FRAPDFS

I just threw my laptop, jfc. I’m in tears.

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST

DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED

L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

nollag:

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.

He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.

that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred

weeping-daleks:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

damfrozencupcakes:

to anyone who messages me:

this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen

THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

Glad we settled this

sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was