twerkingtom:

theblackship:

fearcult:

reblog if u think the next disney princess should be the dark lord satan

how the fuck do we have a gif for that

out-there-on-the-maroon:

elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

wtf.

flowergirlrobichiko:

knewdrew:

SAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIKKKKK

this is the worst, most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

bakem0no:

atomicpanties:

 evaunit:

this is too good i just had to post it again

this is literally my favorite thing on the fucking internet. i have never loved something more in my entire life. this video is my soul. 

OH MY GOD

surf-b0ardt:

SHOTS FIRED LOL

supermishamiga:

kratie:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

speightjrs:

elessar2931:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

gallifreyansquid:

actual-mother-john-watson:

How many screws does it take to get to the center of an angel?

Too soon.

just one from Dean Winchester.

did the supernatural fandom just make a sad spn post happy

No we made it gay.

You mean gay as in happy right?

Yeah, like happy…

enochianknockknockjokes:

blackthirteen:

stammsternenstaub:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

this is Joff Baratheon, from Game of Trones. He’s actually one of the only truly likeable characters in the series - he gets onto the throne way too young but makes a really good go of being a fair and kind ruler. He has a relationship with a girl earlier that’s not this one but due to circumstances that are spoilers, they have to split up and he deal with it in a really mature inspiring way that you don’t get to see much in TV shows these days.  Here he is at his wedding to this new girl, Maegery, and it’s one of the most beautiful episodes of the show so far, actually.

LAUGHING SO HARD RN

HAAAAAAAAA

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.