gbioryl:

Here’s a list of things Homestucks always have on hand:
-clay or foam for troll horns
-an infinite number of plain black shirts
-fabric paint
-grey body paint
-seriously like a fuck ton of paint
-hella rad coolkid shades
-a scarily obsessive fandom
-it’s a fucking cult I swear
-we’ve been on indefinite hiatus for over a year now
-you’ve seen the sprite edits and gifsets
-needless to say the Homestucks are fucking crazy
-btw when the game comes out
-RUN

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

arbor-viridanus:

letshearitfortheuniverse:

chibisokka:

canuckistanicefront:

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

I can’t believe you missed the chance to call it arithmetit. 

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

oodwhovian:

How to be a winner by Roderick Peterson.

lil-lady-hiddleston:

kyrstin:

bless this writer and this entire episode

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

ask-that-brown-pony:

I am completed.

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

procatination-station:

I would wear this thing everywhere