sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

candycorn-vampire:

hardassoween:

rokxmcshadow:

kurloz-motherfricking-makara:

this has to be my favorite sprite of karkat because he just looks like hes skipping angrily and its so ridiculous

MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN SKIPPING FAST ASSHOLES PASS AND I’M SO FUCKING DONE

JESUS CHRIST

yoloswag1999:

breathystuff:

buzzfeed:

If you don’t think this is the most motivational poster you’ve ever seen in your life then we can’t be friends.

anything for you, mr. cage.

I shall read for you Nick

magnetsaremiracles:

this is still my favourite thing EVER

asses-denied:

slendercatiswatchingyou:

piratescarfy:

dreaming-decadence:

askdatfandom:

dreaming-decadence:

asses-denied:

gosh-tier:

askdatfandom:

chillinginthetardiss:

gosh-tier:

asses-denied:

Doing the infomercial game.

yesthatwasrealcakeandimnotsorry

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

TT: Fuck.

GOD DAMMIT!!!

dis means fuckin WAR

Wvell hello- OVWH 

shit..fuck shades.

hg34532kj5b3j4b65h34v2h5jvr32

I’M NOT EVEN A HOMESTUCK AND THESE ARE HYSTERICAL

IT’S CASUAL AND RELAXED-OH FUCK

YES SOMEONE DID KARKAT WITH THE CHAIR.

femalevamp666:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

I like a man who screams like a girl and can do two things at once(one that include recording it)

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

joose420:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it

they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

The best part is that it totally works.

kurosaki224:

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

That is the best story I have ever heard.