Nooooo. Lmao.
Lmaoo
In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon
#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i








