jisuk:

Two pairs of glasses fuck you.

The cute girl is Yapi, the horrible one is me.

jewbeard:

jewbeard:

TUMBLR

HA HA GET IT

come on guys i worked somewhat hard on this i had to google how to blur a goddam picture

clvbpenguin:

pinkeliphant:

damn-right—i-support-it:

pinkeliphant:

pinkeliphant:

MY DAD TOLD MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER NOT TO SAY THE WORD DESSERT ANYMORE SO HE NICKNAMED IT “THE BIG D”

EVERY NIGHT HE COMES IN AFTER DINNER AND ASKS “Can I have the big D now?” AND I ALWAYS START CHOKING ON MY FOOD

could you say you were choking on the big D?

sTOP THAT

Why can’t he say the word dessert

ghost-chicky:

pastrycurses:

hidding-in-shadows:

-makes timeline for AU-

-plans 7 chapters of AU-

-write backstories for AU-

-still doesn’t start writing actual AU-

-draws pictures of AU-

-tries to promote AU-

-still hasn’t written AU-

-Makes AU

-Makes ask blog for au

-draw a lot for AU

-Plan big story for AU

-then ignore it for months

deersatan:

“dinner’s ready!”

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

mcgregorswench:

mybluedecember:

casualwhatever:

otfilms:

Mash-up Toy Shining by Kyle Lambert. 

ohfuckohfuckohfuck

pretty sure this is a big fucking lot of NOPE.

avalugh:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character