Ok so…
I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him
So I opened the door like this
ELABORATE
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lampsanymore
learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing











