ayomxmuzix:

Book turnoff: When an author introduces too many characters at once.

izzyhill:

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

jossmayfair:

lokiwtf:

bencumhiddleswho:

Me. 100 fucking %.

that smile of his in the last gif though

Fab

luvkurai:

the-winnowing-wind:

amarriageoftrueminds:

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

Auto-reblog.

Oh yes.

I AM CRYING OMFG

we-believe-in-castiel-and-you:

toms3dhuckfest:

weaponizedwit:

damedurohan:

favourite tropes + TITLE DROP

If a line of dialogue is the title of the episode, movie, or book, it obviously must have some great significance. If it sounds completely random, that just means the true meaning of the title has yet to be revealed. So when a character is heard using the title in dialogue, the audience sits up and takes notice, because the scriptwriter has just planted a neon sign that flashes this conversation is important.

THEY SAID THE THING!

and then there’s Doctor Who

and then there’s

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

metalqueersolid:

these weak posts like “please don’t make fun of (game) at e3!!!!!!!”