RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

dederants:
“ afrig:
“ toweringstark:
“ justamus:
“ cute-overload:
“ My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
”
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
”
that owl is almost entirely head....

afrig:
toweringstark:
justamus:
cute-overload:
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
HEAD AND HATRED

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go

whoa-feisty-pants:

thrashturbate:
10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
10/10 will leave you roses by the stairs

Trying to write threats

itsonlythefirstdraft:

gofatyourself:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:
mspbandj:
fucking white boy
omfg
I am fucking dead.

docteurludwig:

i’m lauihgign really hard i just wanted to screenshot an episode to explain soemthign and timmy’s dad’s fucking face

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:
deletedthesun:
geeko-spfx:
my life before i turned 18:
my life after i turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21
Um, i live in the uk?
americans

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

macca-roni-n-cleese:

subtle:
welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad