raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

birdioakenshield:

“fuck you Peter you can’t tell me what to do!”

superwholockly:

anniilaugh:

lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

no, you’re not.

Never be sorry for this. You have graced the world with this art.

inkskinned:

inkskinned:

“My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter.” (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

versacepromises:

my dad hates gay people 

he has 2 gay kids

goodmusicforyourears:

obscure-vanities:

trezpassing:

lepetitchatblanc:

This messed with me so much

Fuck

but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.
You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake.

I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! 
Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep.
Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.

Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

betterthandarkchocolate:

prettyarbitrary:

toastoat:

WHY IS SOME CLOTHING SO HARD

Okay, show of hands.  Who else has experienced legitimate fear of becoming trapped in a piece of clothing in a fitting room?

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

see-but-do-not-observe:

_{Nothing on this show is accidental.}

The writing is just so damn brilliant.

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners - Mycroft

gumball-shogun:

I’ll admit, I didn’t expect to find a message like this in a Deadpool comic.
 Well done.