coloursinaflower:

mydamnchannel:

Especially after they ask you the same thing over and over again.

Yah because I bet you never asked them for help with something over and over…..

too-much-sonic:

Shots fired

xsleepyeepy:

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

‘Ugh, I hope this one’s nice’

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

Louis is tha man.

221cumberbatches:

x

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

spicy-vagina-tacos:

topitmunkeydog:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am mrs nesbitt

you know, i posted this picture bc i loved my body suit and i thought everyone would enjoy it and plus it made a SICK addition to my disney clothing collection, but i got a lot of messages regarding my legs and thighs. most of them were really nice, saying, “im so glad youre so body positive!!!” “youre so brave for posting that picture, go you :))))” and stuff like that. which is nice. but, why is it “brave” for me to post a picture of myself? why is me posting a picture of my legs me being a feminist and being body positive? is seeing a thicker girl on your dash really that unnatural? me posting a picture of myself shouldnt be “brave”…. if a size 0 posted a picture like this, it wouldnt be “brave”… i dont really even know what im trying to say here.. its just funny how the minute a thicker girl posts a picture of herself, shes “brave.” we dont need to hype up when women post selfies.. tbh you guys pointing out my legs and how they looked made me feel worse.. i just want to show off my legs and not have it be some sort of feminist movement… i dont know. i appreciate the comments and compliments, i honestly do. but why did this selfie have to be “brave”?

it’s not “brave” it’s “toy story” 

do these people even know their pixar films from each other 

ITS NOT BRAVE ITS TOY STORY IM

aredcorsair:

ensign-chevvy:

discovering-gravity:

princealigorna:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

This is what I was talking about last night, The status of your virginity has nothing to do with your status as a man. You can be a great, great, great man and never, ever have sex.

scientific laws before taking off bras

calculus before coitus 

Sure….but I prefer both.

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

harryll0yds:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

#if you ever need a reason not to procreate

literallyrad:

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground