thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

felinestrider:

dave you magnificent douchebag

sburbanentity:

youmustbemistakenlove:

why do non-homestucks keep mispelling homestuck as homestruck

what does homestruck even mean

nyaaselina:

godspeedimpulse:

Me doing makeup for regular wear: Eh, I only look half dead. Just mascara is good enough.

Me doing makeup for cosplay: LAYER THAT SHIT ON. SKIN MUST BE PHOTOSHOPPED KOREAN BOYBAND SMOOTH.

KOREAN BOYBAND SMOOTH

rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

neptunes-salty-butthole:

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED

superlockedphan:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

pissfreak:

wingsunfurled:

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

fuck. fu ck