lulz-time:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

enterprisie:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

Hello yes my former pet garter snakes would like me to amend this:

They also like to curl around your hand and cuddle in your sweatshirt pocket for warmth. :D

beam-me-up-broadway:

I love watching him swear at adults and then turn around and be this adorable to kids.

nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

then

how does morgan freeman sound

to himself?

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

reliand:

psdo:

rikkisixx:

keylimepie:

wickedrandom:

Bra Fitting 101. This changed my life

Ladies of Tumblr, do yourself a huge favor and watch this video. Your lives will change for the better.

i wore a B cup forever and was in a stripclub one night and got scolded by the dancers who said honey no you are a D. 

went to lane bryant, got measured like the beginning of this video and was told I was DD almost DDD. 

so now I wonder what I *ACTUALLY* am. 

BRAS BRAS BRAS

Lifechanging! I’ve been wearing a 34C since I was measured at Victoria’s Secret a few years ago. After doing this, I am a 32F. That’s a huge difference and no wonder my bras are never comfortable or look weird on.