hifumii:

Co-Founder of Youtube and creator of first Youtube video makes his first comment in 8 years

i-shit-on-hipsters:

supernovaqirl:

anything over $10 is expensive

$10 is expensive

seraphica:

Blackboard Bon Mots [via]

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

scaels:

Band snapchats are the best snapchats

mycroftisnotonfire:

sherlock has been dead for three years and john goes out shopping and suddenly just sees this in one of the shop windows

jaWN.  JAWN I’M NOT DEAD.  NOTICE ME, JAWN.

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

• love stick
• doinker
• schlong
• wankie
• ding dong
• 100% all-beef thermometer
• bologna pony
• stinky pickle
• magic wand
• divine rod
• love muscle
• power drill
• captain winky
• yogurt slinger
• DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord

timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—

oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO