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eyress:
“ I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and...

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

clayterran:
“ im gonna be like 90 yrs old and talkin to my grandkids n be like “man, gurren lagann was a good anime” and theyll be like “grandpa no one knows what ur talking about” ”

clayterran:

im gonna be like 90 yrs old and talkin to my grandkids n be like “man, gurren lagann was a good anime” and theyll be like “grandpa no one knows what ur talking about”

theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

kinglentil:

realgarrus:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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before you say i am overusing these memes i want to explain you a thing

sushinfood:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

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At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

this is the world so many men live in

a world their own brothers shut them out of if they get hurt

and it makes me want to weep

we all need to stand together

all of us

against ignorance and violence perpetrated by ANYONE

destroy this line of thinking

work with everyone to make a difference

theonewhosawitall:

dangerhamster:

britishtvs:

(x)

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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