flufflogic:

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

I was just going to like and then that last comment

consulting-hunters:

askebab4you:

m4rcobodt:

zombiesandporn:

lyxdelsic:

I wonder what the stupidest thing anyone in the history of mankind ever has said is

“Moffat should be the showrunner of Doctor Who”

“Let’s invade Russia in Winter.”

No hitler, you’re not an artist

I knew a girl once who was like “oh my god can you imagine if they didn’t discover gravity??? We’d all fall off the planet!” And she. was. dead. serious.

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

phaserbeams:

dualpaperbags:

no homo

sapiens. only homo superior. don’t talk to me unless you are telekinetic or a shapeshifter of some kind

calm down magneto

ermichaels:

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

man carrie was a fuckd up movie

mmmnamjoonah:

Yes and then I’m like “I’LL DO THAT TOMORROW”

and then I wake up and I’m like no.

egobus:

me as a teacher tbh

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

consulting-time-captain:

westbor0baptistchurch:

*passionately raps about respecting women*

this will never not be one of my all time favorite posts

Always reblog T-Hiddy

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.