RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

procatination-station:

If I ever get semen in my eye I had better fucking get a cake like this

pinsir:

[X]

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

temoreus:

mihrstears:
send this to your crush. just. just do it
This is a guaranteed way to get someone to date you I have not tried it but it is guaranteed

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

dudeufugly:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF TEXT SPELLING OUT THE NAME OF THIS ONE ACTOR AND THE POST HAD OVER 2500 NOTES WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS SAYS ABOUT US

Some old books have hidden messages on the edge of their pages.

didyouknowblog2:

This was done through a technique called “fore-edge painting,” which is an illustration that is hidden on the edge of the pages of the book. The technique allegedly dates back to the 1650s.

a-study-in-pinkie:

ibongbakal:
One of my favorite scenes in the whole series. :))
I love how she thunders down at like, Mach 4, practically causing an Earthquake, then daintily reaches over, grabs the letter, and is like “Bye Bitch.”