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maxkirin:

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

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jackfalaheessssssss-deactivated:

Box of Lies with Jennifer Lawrence

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

camacaileon:

johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:

intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:

narcissistic-alcoholic:

my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki
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#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..

#Always reblog the original Cousin Matt post

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peter-capaldi-yo:
“takshammy:
“ This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom” ”
something something fish pun
”

peter-capaldi-yo:

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

something something fish pun

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:
“ yoccu:
“ a moment of silence for what is possibly my favorite moment in homestuck
”
I think this was the moment it dawned on most of the fandom that Dave has a southern accent.
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6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

yoccu:

a moment of silence for what is possibly my favorite moment in homestuck

I think this was the moment it dawned on most of the fandom that Dave has a southern accent.

itsaterribleprivelage:
“ heroingranola:
“  son
”
no
i must dance
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itsaterribleprivelage:

heroingranola:

   son

no

i must dance

christophrevans:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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coelasquid:
“ Perfect
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coelasquid:

Perfect