hannibal-senpai:

those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

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s33rofh34rt:

10thdoctors-companion:

phoenix-aflame:

mother-fucking-avengers:

mother-fucking-avengers:

im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face

i found this on my bed

Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.

wait oh my god that’s true fuck

Holy fuck…

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

robottko:

shsl-kaiju:

slydigged:

i am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag

Maybe you go unnoticed at first, but someone’s always thrilled to find you

Truly inspirational

nointerrruption:

“enjoy your movie”

“you too”

“enjoy your meal”

“you too”

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables