I’m reading this whole thing in his voice and it makes it even better
ME AM LONK
YOU IMPOSTOR! NOT LONK!
SEE HAT? SAY L FOR LONK
LONK CRUSH NOT-LONK
LONK IS GOOD AT SWORD
NOT-LONK TRY TO SNEAK
LONK TOO SMART FOR NOT-LONK
LONK PROVE HE AM STRONGEST
WIN MAKE LONK HAPPY













