maehd:

dreammakr:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY

NO

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
“You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt”
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

I live for the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt!

mytardishaswings:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

is this where I start the conversation?
 

HA! I see you follow me!
 

I follow you,too! 

maybe we should tal-

fuck

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Nope.

wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

Did anyone not~?~

benjiwyatts:

theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

lolololol

myshrinkingviolet:

Someone requested a hand tutorial, so I rambled. I didn’t even get to everything I would like to, so here is a part!

spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

pencil-rebagels:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

procatination-station:

ericcatchant:

procatination-station:

prismplague:

 I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif

I just laughed so hard that I had to catch the spittle before it got all over my computer just holy shit

Lake you never fail to make me want you :P

I’m not one of your fried chicken tramps