RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:
That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
THIS FUCKING DOG

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

lightersandipods:
This is perfect.
geezyqueen

my grandmother did this everytime to me

so i do this everytime to them

cool

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

saelokason:

bethosaurus:
thatweirdo-intheduckieshirt:
I’M
OH MY GOD
hot damn

this person is my new role model

hellyesimthatgirl:

pardonmewhileipanic:
dutchster:
hey
this is EXACTLY what having a cat is like
I snorted.

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
“A spider bite… gave me abs…?”
“Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?”

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them