RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

dominospizzadelivery:

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

bowtiesarecooluniverse:
“ EVERYONE
”

captainswagalicious:

How to do the sex

  1. Take off clothes
  2. Do the worm
  3. Leave

distraction:

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

word

shisno:

askfemgermania:

mindtheheir:

go-die-okay-lol:

the impossible has been done

Because we always need to throw more proof onto the “Dave’s not an idiot” pile.

not to mention he apparently knows what “circumlocution” and “periphrasis” means

wait there are people who think dave is an idiot

0-memento-mori-0:
“ I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically
”

0-memento-mori-0:

I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically

dawngyocry:

I’m not saying it’s fair, or even possible to try to care about every person or demographic. All I’m begging for is that we at least try not to be so hateful.

ask-gallows-callibrator:
“ how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this
”

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

pin-uppity:
“ kvothetheraving:
“ if i can just
”
Can I have that on a t-shirt please?
”

pin-uppity:

kvothetheraving:

if i can just

image

Can I have that on a t-shirt please?

procatination-station:
“jlrobinson:
“ Can we talk about this shirt my friend just got
”
Can we talk about how hot your friend is I mean wold whistles all around
”

procatination-station:

jlrobinson:

Can we talk about this shirt my friend just got

Can we talk about how hot your friend is I mean wold whistles all around