“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”
*opens fridge*
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
“It’s bad alright”
AND DON’T
FUCKING
TELL PEOPLE
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
word
the impossible has been done
Because we always need to throw more proof onto the “Dave’s not an idiot” pile.
not to mention he apparently knows what “circumlocution” and “periphrasis” means
wait there are people who think dave is an idiot
I’m not saying it’s fair, or even possible to try to care about every person or demographic. All I’m begging for is that we at least try not to be so hateful.










