this is the most terrifying thing ive ever seen
wHY AM I LAUFHING SO MUCH OMG
FCUK
oHYMGOD
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
You can kill people.
I’m at least 7% sure humans can do that
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
This is just fucking weird.
enjoy your new bedtime, bitch
