mllemusketeer:

newyorksjojo:

autumnyte:

rurone:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

I loved this.

“The postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly.”

why paleontologists should TOTALLY play computer games

I’ve been spending far too much time around dad. I understood most of this.

ellendegeneres:

Ellen loves her some Whitney.

sammy-mantha:

my school had a super smash bros. tournament today and this was their way of showing that sonic wasn’t a playable character

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

anonymoushippocampus:

there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth

8 GOATS AND A SISTER WOOT

the-unnatural-disaster:

always reblog the gay-off