GUYS
HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES
I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY
I never fucking said that
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| — | God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty) |
“oh ur a singer? sing us something!”
“Oh ur an artist? Draw us something!”
“Oh you’re a writer? Let us read some of your work!”
“Oh you’re on tumblr? Show us your blog!”
Oh you’re a musician? Play us something!”
It even funnier because in this scene he kills like 2 people
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
d(^u^)b
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
THE IRON KNIGHT
