procatination-station:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

moriantha:

Always read the books. This is why they are so much better than the films.

He was meant to have a human death

to show he was just human

a twisted human

he was supposed to die like a mortal

not turn into fucking butterflies

i will reblog this until the end of time

melsayshello:

Some motivation from Arin

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

#FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUCKERS

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh

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how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN