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How to deal with a burglar

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

Aw, Beyoncé gave Nicki Minaj a gift yesterday at the VMAs. Queens.

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction
coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’
and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:
pep pep
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog