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#faiiuhdyfgdhajkjfadhg #WHEN JENSEN AND I #ITS A THING #ITS OUR THING #YOU’RE NOT DOING IT LIKE JENSEN #YOU HAVE TO STARE INTO MY SOUL #LIKE JENSEN DOES
Goodbye because I am done.
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
This is a flaw?
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
