so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Good
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Pretty sure we should have rode those ducks into battle
No one wants to talk about the Australian Prime Minister so its Obama…
I can’t decide if he grumble because he has to do another take or because he bangs the impala (but I’ve my idea)
#can we talk about the fact that there is a weeping angel in belgium #wearing a gas mask #looking for his mummy #holding a dalek weapon #made of WOOD
That’s the worst creepy thing I’ve ever seen.
Don’t blinkDon’t blink, don’t let it touch you, don’t let it point the weapon at you while screaming “exterminate”, and a sonic screwdriver will do nothing to stop it. Fun!
Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
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Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore
