chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say
aidn:
i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best part
key terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- “continue swimming motion”
- “insert peanuts”
- “play ball!”
- “release the penguins”
- “gradually become agitated”
- “light explosives now….. and….. ….. now.”
Role model
#every woman should have a butterfly knife #and just play with it while dudes ask her dumb things (via leupagus)
