bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

reblogger-ocelot:

ask-midnight-whisper:

ultrafacts:

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

this guy tho

itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

fandom-of-fun-things:

THE PARAMEDIC ONE I AM CRYING

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

agentrhodeisland:

insuffera6le6itch:

deylandisneydean:

Hans didn’t expect THIS 

AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen

I’d watch the shit out of that

nikitaduncan:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your otp getting drunk and cooking together.

#this ranges from hella cuteness to i worry about the state of universe

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

viserystargarayen:

this is what i like to see

voodooling:

eudoxiav:

voodooling:

AU where your OTP isn’t sad

I read that as “au where your otp isn’t DEAD”

Well let’s be honest here… There’s an 85% chance that your OTP is dead