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bennyslegs:
“ barachiki:
“ Sherlock and John have a quick jam session before starting the pub crawl.
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talk dirty to me
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bennyslegs:

barachiki:

Sherlock and John have a quick jam session before starting the pub crawl.

talk dirty to me

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

vivzie-pop:

extraordinarycircus:

kyrakupetsky:

My 3rd year, second semester film at SVA!

This is a film for anyone who’s ever lost their best friend to someone else.

Here it is finally, guys!
My film! Hope you enjoy it.
Music by the unbelievably talented Cooper!

Check out my roommate’s super cute, and super relatable 3rd year film!

ayyshezza:

this man is 37 years old
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going on 8

collegehumor:

pancakes-and-penguins:

This is the single best post I’ve ever seen. 

Parents need to teach their children these man tips.

pikasafire:
“ rockpaperhamburger:
“ This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.
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The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.
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pikasafire:

rockpaperhamburger:

This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on