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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:
“ WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
”

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
suchoriginal:
“ “ we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
”
he’s like NOOOO I’VE BEEN FOOLED
”

suchoriginal:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

he’s like NOOOO I’VE BEEN FOOLED

psychosematic:

to people who always have to money and time to go to cons: how

allthoselostsocks:

look-into-the-untempered-schism:

mr-wiles:

stabs-and-bonks:

swoz:

lildeadlymeesh:

trinitybat:

sturmtruppen:

thejesusofequestria:

Breaking: Florida residents confused and frightened by cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

And Now, Slaves of the Glow Cloud

THE WEATHER

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

nopingsince:

blessedone02:

susgirl:

epic-vines:

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba

GOD

I die.

My fave

thebicker:

Sex education 

purplekecleon:

silascaptor:

coffeeandcuteboys:

girldoesnothing:

adu101:

piranhapunk:

languidness:

joyouscatus:

You remember that post about the homestuck t-shirt design contest collaborating with hot topic? And how Hot Topic are the biggest art thieves?  This is recent.  As you can see above, I stumbled upon Hot Topic’s website and they are selling a very popular fan art put on a t-shirt, and did not ask permission from the original artist (rismo).

This shows Hot Topic still continues their art thievery.  Hot Topic are still taking art from artists without their permission.  This is disrespectful and appalling.

EXCEPT YOU DID GIVE THEM YOUR PERMISSION.

BY AGREEING TO TERMS AND CONDITIONS ON DEVIANT ART.

THEY SOLD IT TO A THIRD PARTY ROYALTY-FREE.

http://www.deviantart.com/submit/agree

woah oops deleting my deviantart account

*instantly puts logo on my best pictures*

6. Payment Unless otherwise agreed between Artist and deviantART in a writing from deviantART, the license granted to deviantART under this Agreement is royalty-free.

DeviantArt you literal piece of shit

Uh what

That’s not okay

yo okay this is REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT and imma be deleting my DA very soon because of it.

Guys please stop spreading this misinformation, or if anything, spread the CORRECT version which is that the section 6 is entirely out of fucking context to make dA look like a bunch of assholes. Good job guys.

Here’s a REALLY OLD JOURNAL to highlight how old this is (9 years since the submission agreement has been this way) and to go over your concerns. http://spyed.deviantart.com/journal/Submission-Agreement-Concerns-214142945

PLEASE STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOKING INTO IT.

shots intensifies