RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

how I tell stories

me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

temoreus:

aliens-ate-my-mum:
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
*echem*
pinkrosie9090

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:
jade-cooper:
sarah-belham:
“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
18th century Lilo and Stitch

beksboys:

“free trial”
“all we need is your credit card information”

officialwhitegirls:

when someone unfollows you because you didn’t follow them back

Happy Birthday Rock! [x]

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

dicksp8jr:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
buckycaps:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaath:
I wish there was a game show for celebrities where they have to keep a straight face while going through their tag on Tumblr
The celebrity who can last the longest wins
#chris evans loses within the first five minutes
Tom Hiddleston forfeits immediately
Misha Collins comes out on top but is unable to accept his prize because he is too busy scrolling
Martin Freeman hosts.