loviesse:

The crystal around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a JO crystal, but me and my bros. I have seen it glow while jerkin’ it with a bud, that’s how I know it’s real. You can come over for as long as you want, but I need a picture of you, preferably wearing a crystal, before I waste my time.

pajamapup:

zombuggles:

cogsmakemeuncomfortable:

zombuggles:

APPARENTLY BANANAS CAN BE RED

I HATED THEM ENOUGH WHEN THEY WERE YELLOW BUT NOW THEY COME IN TWO COLORS LIKE PENS I AM FURIOUS

don’t trust the red banana 

SID I AM SO ANGRY THIS IS ENTIRELY AGAINST NATURE’S LAWS WHAT’S GOING ON HERE NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE’LL HAVE PIZZAMELON AND PURPLE SPINACH IM SO DONE

macarou:

the-lostsister-ofmischief:

This is why I love the LotR fandom.

Oh wow, that Smeagol post is just wonderful.

bienvenidosalaconchadelalora:

Leonardo JAJAJAAJAAJAJA

thegreatkaidaman:

The greatest mash-up in the history of forever.

spacechampion:

aquiladafirenze:

fqno:

bridie-girl:

This just increased my giraffe obsession.

i almost weeped

#FUCK FUCK FUCK SENTIENT SHRUB FUCK

[scooby doo running sound effect]

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

millenniumtinnyrod:

whalebiology:

jounouchikatsuya:

sick burn

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it