“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cheat it was by accident”
You don’t cheat by accident
You don’t trip and fall into vagina
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
1/3 fewer cries
than the leg
low fat yo
fat free yort
vitamins A
weig waters ened
pering
I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!”
But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one.
What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.
But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that.I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away
vuls:
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
