I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
its happening
even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
sebastian stan makes a schedule for the day
sebastian plan
sebastian stan believes in himself
sebastian can
sebastian stan makes a mexican pudding
sebastian flan
sebastian stan goes to the beach
sebastian tan
sebastian stan goes jogging
sebastian ran
I sebastian ban you people from reblogging this anymore
sebastian stan’s daughter has a kid
sebastian gran
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age
- get married (with parental permission)
- start a family
- join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
- move out
things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age
- buy a pair of scissors
are you serious
lmao damn
