validx2:

Mom: your rooms dirty

Me: then stay out of it

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

wilwheaton:

“So my friend got a 5 pound gummy bear, and he did this with it.”

(via Reddit)

benthirteen:

hobgobluke:

Biggest game changer in movie history

plot twist.

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

angieedawolfie:

first thing i thought of

oc by me B)

I DONT PLAY PORTAL BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

tommyoliverblogs:

awildpegasister:

wheretheresawil:

I WANT IT

I NEED THIS!! D: 

WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THIS?!

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

darklyspectre:

another reason why my next phone is going to be a nokia and not an apple

they are apparently bullet proof

ownly-lownly:

pr0karyot1c:

astrobiological:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”