the-fallen-angel-has-the-tardis:

DCCon 2014 - With this Gif Supernatural Wins the Internet

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

“Here, I bought you the thing”

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”

“just take it”

“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

chezamanda:

#poseidon stop hitting on little boys #yo that shit is mad creepy dude

catfoxwolf:

Let’s address the fallacy that a capacity for empathy is a necessary quality in a friend. A narcissist may also be a valuable companion. 

roachpatrol:

danythedragonqueen:

The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.

“Haha, ghost cup." 

I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD. 

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

swingsetindecember:

tennants-hair:

asgard’s next top model

if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls

thebigbadwolfe:

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS