mosellegreen:

cumaeansibyl:

green-evening:

Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life

Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon

“you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note”

“these chairs are fantastically luxurious”

“I’ve never seen so much salt in one place”

I am going to start playing this game.

purrbunny:

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

love him

guy:

koduck:

imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons

i’d make $0 bc no one would ever click unfollow

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shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

• head tilt
• hooded eyes
• raised eyebrow
• little smirk

how to be evil:

• head tilt
• hooded eyes
• raised eyebrow
• little smirk

do you see the problem

This might win for favorite addition to my post.

teamfreekickass:

*sees a typo* *looks down at keyboard to see if the keys are close enough to let it be acceptable*

possiblebypopculture:

Drop the mic, Cecily.

sixpenceee:

curlspray:

sixpenceee:

Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?

That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.

oh

killem-twice:

“…and then there is THIS bitch”