be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”
(Source: Getty Images)
What the actual literal fuck
legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off
the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus
in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.
it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future
the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah
this has to be on everyone’s blog at least once
‘look this is the color i want’
always reblog
i can’t consciously look at this without reblogging it
GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME
SERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIED
WHAT DO I DO?
Fine, I’ll accept my fate.
I’ll save you Mailbox!
OH SHIT A DALEK
I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.
